Pawfessional

Now hiring: very good pets

Big talent.
Tiny résumé.
Zero experience.

Your pet already runs the house. Make it official with an AI-written résumé full of absurd job titles, impressive nap skills, and wholesome references.

Make my pet’s résumé How it works

First card free. No subscription. Just pet ambition.

Pawfessional hero
Sample candidateOpen to treats

Chief Snack Officer

Expert in crumb detection. Available immediately after a nap.

Small print. Big promises.

01 / Photos deleted after generation

02 / Kind humor, always

03 / Pets only. No people.

From camera roll to career goals

Finally, a résumé
worth sharing.

For the cat who supervises every meeting. The dog who leads lunch operations. And every little overachiever in between.

A taste of the nonsense

Head of Unscheduled Zoom Appearances

Skills: keyboard occupation, strategic purring, stakeholder distraction.

“Five stars. Would share my sunbeam again.”

Fictional pet reference, not a customer review.

  1. 01

    Upload the star of the show

    Pick a pet-only photo. If a person is in the frame, we’ll ask for another image. Your photo is deleted after generation.

  2. 02

    Let AI do the hiring paperwork

    Get a funny job title, skills, work history, and clearly fictional five-star references. All the corporate jargon, none of the mean jokes.

  3. 03

    Launch their very serious career

    Download a shareable image card for Instagram or TikTok, then invite friends into the ‘Hire my pet’ challenge with its share link.

A promotion, not a subscription

Start free. Go pawfessional.

One pet. Endless main-character energy. Choose how they show up.

The first gig

Free

One résumé image card, complete with a funny professional identity and a ‘Hire my pet’ challenge link.

Start with one card

The HD promotion pack

Five ways to flex

$6 one-time

High-resolution downloads in five styles: LinkedIn, CV, ID badge, trading card, and Employee of the Month.

Explore the HD pack

Prefer their credentials on your wall? Mugs, posters, and framed résumés are separate print orders. See available options and pricing in the shop.

Questions about refunds or print orders? Read the FAQ. Pet-product recommendations may include affiliate links.

Their next big role starts here

Put that good face
on a great résumé.

They’ve mastered sitting, sleeping, and stealing your heart. Time to update their credentials.

Make my pet’s résumé

One free card. A whole lot of personality.